Rumors Confirmed! Sorta.

So today's big product announcement that melted blog servers all across the internet is Apple's new more absorbent maxipad, with improved channel design and a softer more comfortable top layer...

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Hehe, sorry about that. I'd blame a browser malfunction but I use Firefox so nobody would believe me. Anyway, on to this morning's big announcement. Apple has (finally) released their tablet computing device, the iPad. And of course the pundits and analysts have been breaking their fingers typing out article after twitter post pointing out all of the device's shortcomings. Apple has been lambasted for everything from the lack of camera to the color of Jobs' turtleneck. Let's get into my take on this after the jump.