Sharing is caring

Let's try sharing from Google+ a different way. The method this time was to open the linked article in Chrome and use the browser's sharing function. This again only shares a link but at least it's not a dead link walking. The other disadvantage is losing the commentary from the Plusser from whom I found the article, in this case Mitch Wagner, one of a few individuals I'll want to keep following after Google+ shuts down. There's really no good migration path here and it's a major failing on Google's part.
https://apenwarr.ca/log/20190201

About Me

Google+ is shutting down and the Help community on Google+ is just endless September about it. Owing to that shutdown I've decided to migrate back here to Blogger. This requires a bit of cleaning up as Plus features are deprecated and removed. It might not be going smoothly on Google's part. As you can see in the right column there lives an "About Me" as a profile gadget. The links there, however, are pointing to Google+ and not staying on Blogger or my comprehensive Google account profile page.

Trying Something New

I'm trying something new regarding the impending Google+ shutdown and that is to share to Blogger and use Blogger's labels to reproduce my Plus collections. I can already see where this is going to fail because the share is a link back to Plus, which means is will disappear in April. Oh well.

https://plus.google.com/+AndresSoolo/posts/PRR2UF39HvA?_utm_source=1-2-2

Don't Talk about the BOM

Names have been omitted to protect the guilty.

[Director] and [Division Chief] were walking through [major city] Airport discussing the bill of material for [facility] the directorate was engineering. A bill of material is a detailed sheet of all the parts needed for a project. It includes unit prices, quantities, part numbers from both manufacturer and vendor, etc. Since this was a big facility, this was a very large spreadsheet. Too big to actually print out; you had to have a laptop just to keep track of the whole sheet. Near the security checkpoint, the director says to division chief (or vice versa, reports vary), "Leave your laptop out and we'll work on the BOM on the plane."

They did not make their flight. When they were next allowed to communicate, every employee in the organization received a directive email, effective immediately and punitive, to scrub all references to "bill of material" and its acronym from all publications and replace with "List of Material (LOM)."

Now this story has to be true because it's been a decade since I've seen anyone use "bill of material." It's always "list of material" now.

Boom Goes the Cement Anchor

I've been working as a network installer and also seeing the results of other company's work and top quality is rare and worth every penny. Sometimes an installation job even gets really exciting. That's not a good thing. Unlike TV shows where drama has to be scripted to drive ratings, installation work should be boring and routine.

In an office where I used to work, installers were working downstairs on the floor below our offices installing hangers into the cement ceiling above their heads which was also the floor beneath our feet. Which was thinner than they anticipated.

That's an office chair just off camera

It's interesting from an archaeology standpoint. I'm always fascinated by the history of old buildings so seeing all the layers of flooring was like a look back through strata. That debris is the result of a drill bit coming up almost underneath a coworker. The incident caused a lot of very important people to make very concerned faces while inspecting the area for damage. Like I said, this isn't the part of the day you want to be exciting.

Thumb's Up

Well, I did myself a good one just the other day. Nearly took the end of my thumb clean off. A kitchen utensil called a mandolin, used for slicing vegetables, was involved.

The culprit

Normally I'm much safer with blades, having been using them for so long. Guess I need to rip a corner off my Totin' Chip card. 

On to the first aid instruction portion of this post. Remaining calm when an accident has happened is the most important thing. Panic wastes valuable time needed for the treatment and recovery of the patient. Although, if you hurt yourself, using language that would melt a pirate's ear is an understandable response. After hopping around uttering choice exclamations, I got my bleeding thumb under the faucet to clean the injury and begin assessing the damage. I lost a few tablespoons of blood which helped carry contaminants out of the wound. My girlfriend brought over the first aid kit and I directed her in applying a bandage and dressing to the cut. 

Sharp dressed man

After any injury, a patient must also be treated for shock which is characterised by a drop in blood pressure and body temperature. I laid down under a blanket and also took a pain reliever. Aspirin, being a blood-thinner, would have been a poor choice of pain reliever but pain relieving and fever reducing ibuprofen is ideal for this type of accident. Take only as directed. 

I left the dressing on for 24 hours to ensure that bleeding was controlled, prevent infection, and begin healing the injury. After about 24 hours the dressing and bandage should be removed so the injury can be cleaned again, allowed air and blood circulation, and examined. The examination is to check for and treat infection and be sure the wound has begun healing. Cover the wound with a new bandage and clean dressing if it is likely to continue or resume bleeding. Otherwise, allow the wound air and full circulation to heal. 

The result

Zero for Two

Well, I'm having the best of luck in the kitchen lately.  A little awhile ago, I made vinegar instead of the dark ale the recipe was for. So that's my adventures in brewing. During this time, I've also been canning food because that's a good way to save food. Especially useful with the amount of food we get from the food co-op. Tomatoes, pickles, and fruit jelly are the most common items to can. my last batch of jelly didn't turn out well. What you're supposed to do is mash the fruit with sugar to make a syrup and then the syrup is supposed to set as it goes into the jars. In this latest batch, the syrup never set and I don't know why. It's still strawberry syrup so it's not like the whole batch has to be thrown out. It's just one of those things that I'll have to try again with more berries some other time. Oh well.

Seedy

For many reasons, I've decided to reduce how much food I waste.  I compost almost all of my kitchen scraps which then becomes soil to grow more vegetables in the garden.  I am also using more of everything, like getting a week's worth of meals from a single chicken.  Something I've started recently is roasting seeds.
Pumpkins and other gourds like squash make edible seeds and planting just a few can lead to a bountiful harvest. The remainder of the seeds can be roasted for a nutritious snack.  I've been doing it with every spaghetti squash I get from the food co-op and the effort is well worth it.

Step One

Sterilize everything... no, not really.  But I'll never retire a good running gag.  My first step to roasting seeds is to brine them.  Scoop out the pulp and seeds from the gourd.  Pumpkin, squash, sunflowers obviously, and even some melons yield seeds suitable for roasting.  

Wash and separate the seeds from the pulp.  Take the pulp out to the compost and soak the seeds in salt water.  Two cups of water to one tablespoon of salt is a good ratio but you can adjust this for taste.  You can even replace the table salt with a salt based flavoring like Old Bay.  Brining the seeds soaks flavor into the seed rather than sprinkling it on the surface after roasting.  

Soak the seeds any time from overnight to 24 hours or so.

Step Two

Before taking out the seeds, preheat the oven to 300 ^oF.  Now that the seeds have soaked overnight, drain and rinse the seeds and decide on a flavor.  The seeds will be damp after rinsing but don't pat them with paper towels; the seeds will stick to the towel.
I've found that the most effective way to flavor seeds is to toss them in a bag with flavoring.  Any powdered spice will work.  Remember they'll already be slightly salty from the brine.

• Old Bay is a Chesapeake regional classic.
• Go with Hatch, NM, chili powder for pepper heads like me.  
• Garam masala makes an Indian inspired snack.
• Use oregano and parmesan for Italian flavor.
• Barbeque flavor can be yours with brown sugar, chipotle pepper, and ground cumin.
• Or just leave the seeds brine salted.

Spread seeds evenly on a cookie sheet one layer thick.  If you have a lot of seeds, use several cookie sheets.
Roast the seeds for 45 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Step Three

Eat and enjoy.  Gourd and melon seeds are high in dietary fiber along with many essential minerals influenced by the soil they're grown in.  Roasted seeds are a very healthy snack and making them yourself lets you limit things like sodium that overwhelms store-bought snacks.  

India Dark Vinegar

Well, shit.  That didn't work.  I was brewing an India Dark Ale five gallon extract kit and something went wrong.  Maybe not wrong but not right.  Basically, the whole batch tastes like vinegar.  It's pretty gross.
It's my fault, too.  I got lazy and didn't secondary ferment or bottle on time.  Secondaries and bottling days don't have to be strictly on schedule.  You can push them back but don't let it go too long like I did.
So the end result is that I start this year and go into Febrewary with five gallons of extra hoppy vinegar.

Infusion

I've been having a lot of fun with making mead at home but that's not the only alcohol I drink.  I'm also a big fan of flavored vodka.  Because the production of vodka involves distillation it isn't legal to make at home but it is legal to infuse flavor into vodka you purchase.

Vodka, if you weren't familiar with the recipe, is essentially wine made with potatoes and then run through a still.  The technical aspect is quite simple but there's a law against distilling alcohol by home brewers.  We can ferment it; we can't distill it.  In addition to vodka, the law takes other distilled alcohols like brandy and whiskey off the product lineup as well.

While distilling vodka from scratch isn't available, buying unflavored vodka off the shelf and infusing your own flavors into it is legal and super easy.  My girlfriend and I are members of a food co-op and occasionally have too much food.  Rather than let the fruit rot or toss it in the compost, I've taken to making infusions with it.  To do this yourself you'll need a half-gallon (roughly 2 L) empty growler, a 1.75 L bottle of vodka, and a handful of fruit.

First step, as in all home brewing operations, is to sanitize everything.  It isn't actually critical because you're not fermenting anything here but it's good shop practice.  Chop the fruit into pieces small enough to cram into the growler.  Some fruits, especially whole berries, need to be muddled to release their flavor.  Place your hand over the mouth of the growler and give it a good shake to lightly bruise the fruit.  Now pour in the vodka, cap the growler, and place it on a shelf out of your way.  Wash out the vodka bottle and save it.  Use a solid cap and not an airlock because, again, this is infusing and not fermenting.

The infusion should be complete in one week.  Give it a good stir to thoroughly distribute the flavor and pour off a sample.  If the flavor isn't strong enough, cap it and put it back on the shelf.  Check it again every couple of days until the alcohol has reached peak flavor.  When it's done infusing, pour the vodka back into its original bottle, straining out the fruit.  Keep the fruit though since it's now the same proof as the alcohol it was soaking in.

My first batch of blueberry was a big hit among my friends.  I have batches of melon, citrus, grape, and even apple cinnamon in the works.  Blackberries will be ripe around August and a peppermint infusion will be a big hit for the holidays.  Don't do pumpkin spice; just don't.

I've written this entire article specifying vodka as the alcohol but any unflavored drinking alcohol will work.  It's just that most other alcohols have a strong flavor of their own. Vodka is uniquely advertised on the basis of the purity of its distillation and is often the base for store-bought alcohols with novelty flavors.  Anyway, drink responsibly and enjoy a new dimension of alcohol.

It's Not Compelling

I've just completed a batch of mead following the recipe from Brewing Mead.  It's much better than the peach abomination I made last summer but it's still not as good as a commercial mead like Chaucer's.  The new technique to prep the honey paid off and the clarity is much better but my mead is quite dry.
Like I said in the previous article I made not mead but the more advanced metheglin.  The difference is the addition of a spiced tea before bottling.  I used Anaheim peppers from our local food cooperative.  The pepper tea reduced the clarity somewhat so I will need to work on processing the gruit.  Perhaps by extracting the flavor at a lower temperature.  I'll need a book on canning, I think.  Incidentally, the pepper pairs well with the dryness in this batch.  I think it is good but it's nothing like the mead you get at a Renaissance Fair.
Some time later, I'll try the sack mead recipe with more honey and sweet mead yeast.

Trademarks are the property of their respective owners and are used for example only and should not be taken as endorsement or advertisement. Please drink responsibly. 

Gizmo Likes Bread, Too

In the foreground is a loaf of the trencher bread I made.  In case you wanted to know what it looks like being eaten by a greedy cat.

Better Bread

My previous foray into bread making was not a resounding success.  Keeping with my new philosophy of follow the recipe, I found a few new bread recipes to try out.

First up is a simple two pound white bread recipe from a bread machine book.  Total easy mode.  Go out and get a bread machine and follow the basic white bread recipe.  Bread machines really make this easy but of course the ingredients can be combined in a mixing bowl and cooked in a regular oven just as easily.

Stepping it up, I found an historic beer bread recipe called trencher bread.  The ingredients include eight cups of rye flour, seven cups of spelt flour, and two cups of beer.  A half ounce of dry yeast is proofed into one cup of warm water.  I've talked about proofing yeast before.  The recipe finishes up with an additional quart of water and two tablespoons of salt.  My grocery store has many things but didn't have these varieties of flour but I found them at the food co-op.  To make this bread, mix the flours together and split off half of the mix to rise overnight with the beer, yeast, and water.  The rest of the flour gets salted and mixed back together the next day.  It rises and gets kneaded again and formed into almost a dozen small loaves which rise one last time before they're baked.  Of course, we should be able use our yeast starter to make an ale for the beer in this beer bread recipe.  I'll report back on how that goes.

Follow the Recipe

Metheglin is a variety of mead flavored with hops, herbs, or spices.  Capsicumel, a hot pepper flavored mead, would be a metheglin rather than a melomel.  Melomel is mead flavored with fruit, like the peaches I tried before.  I promised I was going to make a capsicumel earlier and so I've started one after getting a great deal on a large quantity of Anaheim peppers.  I've had some level of success with mead and also some peach orchard scented abominable failure.  The key is following a good recipe and this time I'm using one from Charlie Papazian's Brewing Mead.

This recipe starts with a well-tested effective basic mead that can be brewed and bottled on its own.  But I'll be adding in gruit, which is the flavoring that takes this brew from mead to metheglin.  I also changed up some of my brewing day technique following guidance in Brewing Mead and elsewhere.  This new process stirs together honey and water and heats it to a low boil before adding it to more water in the carboy for fermentation.  Later the gruit is boiled into a strong tea and added to the mead at bottling time.  I got the peppers early so they are seeded, bagged, and frozen until first fermentation is done.

One Hundredth Episode Special

For everyone playing along at home, this is my one hundredth article on Blogspot.  It's been a great several years.

I've been trying to publish a couple articles a month or about two dozen a year.  Sometimes I'm successful in that endeavor.  My articles cover a wide range of topics documenting many of my various adventures and misadventures.  It's clear I'm not a writer by trade but I do like to turn in a good effort and I take pride in my work by trying to write clearly.  Again, levels of success vary.  

Thanks for reading and here's looking forward to the next hundred.  

Ale Aboard

Now that we're wrangling our own yeast for home brewing, let's talk a bit more about this.  For the home brewer, it's one less thing to put in the shopping cart when stocking up for brew day.  Just take the corral out of the refrigerator, boost the volume, and get ready for a new batch.  Of course, you'll either need to set up several flasks, one corral for each species you use, or you'll need to pare down the variety of beer recipes you use, selecting only those that use the species of yeast you're raising.  Who am I kidding?! You're opening a ranch.

But now think about what these starter flasks are.  It's yeast, water, and malt allowed to ferment.  That sounds like unhopped beer.  There's evidence that it may even be the original recipe for ale, dating back to Chaucer's day!  We're all used to the super hoppy IPA style common today but in 1483, the ale brewers in London wrote a letter to the Lord Mayor petitioning for a law to ban hops and spices from being included in ale.  From that, we can surmise that ale as it was made then was only yeast, malt, and water.  That's according to research by Lt. Colonel Gayre in his book Wassail! In Mazers of Mead.  As opposed to mead which is made with honey, ale is or at least was made with less expensive malt and didn't include hops until the 16th Century.  India Pale Ale, of course, dates only to the British colonial period where the excess hops acted as a preservative when shipping beer overseas.  So our yeast starters, effective for our regular brewing, are an historic brew in their own right.  That's definitely something I'll be exploring on a later brew day.

Wassail, by the way, is a fascinating book.  Published in 1948, it traces the history and etymology of mead, wine, and beer.  Pick up a copy if you can find it.  You're most likely to find it as Charlie Papazian's 1986 book Brewing Mead which appends chapters on equipment and recipes for several varieties of mead identified by Lt. Col. Gayre.

Wassail.  To your health.  Please drink responsibly.  

Scalded Dog

Hotels want to provide amenities like hot water for their guests.  As a consequence they'll often turn their water heaters up to their highest available temperature to guarantee at least some hot water under even the highest demand.  But sometimes actual safety is overlooked and faucets can release boiling hot water and injure guests.

Burn baby burn

Hot water can cause significant burns very quickly.  In the picture above, my foot was under the bathtub faucet for only an instant and received first and second degree burns in less than a second.  The red oval is the blister from the second degree burn which immediately ruptured and peeled off.  The blushing around it is the first degree burn caused by less direct contact with the water and energy spreading off the second degree burn.  The rest of the foot wasn't as pale as it appears in this photo; it's just poor color management in the camera and no post-production.

Even though this is a second degree burn, this is very small.  First aid training teaches the Rule of Nines to measure the area of a burn.  Human anatomy divides up readily into multiples of nine percent of the skin's surface area.  Your palm is one percent, an entire forearm and hand front and back is nine percent, the anterior torso (the front of the chest) is eighteen percent, etcetera.  First degree burns aren't counted, only second and third degree burns matter for this.  First degree burns are superficial, like a sunburn.  Second degree burns are more damaged, often characterized by blisters and damage in deep layers of skin.  Third degree burns are severely damaged, charring skin and exposing bone.  Of course, because these degrees categorize how much energy the skin was exposed to, higher degree burns will have lower degree burns around their periphery where skin was exposed to less damage.  This particular injury above is a fraction of a percent of burned area.

First aid for a burn like this is immediate immersion into cold water to take away the excess heat energy and stop the burning.  Burns can continue to develop for 72 hours after the initial injury due to the excess heat in the tissues.  Treatment continues by covering the significant burns with a sterile bandage and dressing.  Then the patient would normally be transported to a burn center.  Or be me, trained to treat serious but small non-life-threatening burns like this.  And I had stuff to do that day.

Start Your Engine

I've started doing something new in my home brewery.  In previous batches I only proofed my yeast.  I was typically using an emulsified dry yeast.  To get the yeast active for their fermenting duties, I'd pour the packet into a quarter cup of warm water in a sterilized measuring cup.  Doing that before starting to boil the wort gives the yeast almost an hour to get active.  Even older yeast can yield good results with this simple method.

In my latest batch, however, I switched to starting my yeast.  The day before brew day, we'll call it starting day, I boiled two cups of water with a quarter cup of malt extract then chilled that pint of wort and pitched my yeast into it in a sterilized flask.  Boil to sterilize the water and dissolve the sugar then chill down to a temperature the yeast are happy with; same as you do on brew day.  For the sugar, malt or malt extract matched to what the yeast will be working in is best but even regular table sugar will work.  Overnight, the yeast multiplied and grew strong in their flask and I pitched in the entire solution into my wort for a quick and ready start to the fermentation cycle.  Some sources recommend letting the yeast settle into the bottom of the flask and pouring off most of the water before pitching it into the wort.  It's the brewer's choice on what works best for them.

Started yeast also opens up a new opportunity for the home brewer; yeast wrangling.  Instead of pitching the entire starter into the wort, double the recipe to make a quart of starter but only pitch a pint into the fermenter, saving the remainder in your refrigerator.  Then every starting day, bring out your corral of yeast, add warm wort to bring the volume and activity back up, and proceed like before, reserving half of the herd for next time.  When you're wrangling yeast, you do have to keep an eye on your herd to prevent infections and keep them well fed so they're ready every brew day.  Actually, keep your nose on the herd; you'll smell off flavors developing in the starter if an infection takes hold.  Keep you equipment as clean as you would on brewing and bottling days and you won't have any trouble.  Happy brewing!

Please drink responsibly.

April's Fool

Well, here we are.  Another year come and gone.  We've returned once again to "Don't Believe a Gosh-Darned Thing on the Internet" Day.  Not even this.

Next Month

Let's clear something up first.  As it turns out, most brewers only rack once, from primary to secondary fermentation, and don't rack multiple times to improve clarity.  So that's information I'll be using soon to improve my mead brewing.
I am still having a lot of trouble with the clarity of my mead.  So that will be a major focus for Febrewary 2015.  I'll also be working with some new equipment to help quantify my brewery operation.
Here's something else I might need to work on: Don't leave the brew in the carboy.  After the yeast are done and the beverage is fermented, bottle it and put it away for conditioning.  It won't settle or condition in the carboy and can take on off-tastes.